Salvation was at hand today as the Emperor had the horse and wagon out flogging gallons of, "Doc Steve's Constipation Elixer and Testicle Rub". The Oracle On A Belly proclaimed that today he has provided a cure for wait times. (which, he added, are the fault of Liberals).
Yesiree Bob, the Emporer announce a cure is at hand.....in 2010.
So far, the only commitments worth the lemon juice HE's written them with are so far into the future he'll have had time to give all of Canada to the USA, one log at a time.
But, the real magic is in how he's going to do it.....
with a billion dollars!
What's with Doc Steve and the billion dollar thing? Does the word, "billion" make him feel more manly?
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