Saturday, April 14, 2007

Maych Ado About Nothing

What the ---- is with all the chicken little-ism over, “the deal”. One aspect that seems to fly right over the top of many of the ‘aryan blood only’, gang is the number of times the center-left is being divided by yet another party with a fruit cake cause, from people to environment.
If you want a vote splitting path to ‘rule by Fatso’, then make sure no inclusion, melding or cooperation takes place. All Tub O’ Guts needs is one third; it’s what’s kept conservatives alive in Alberta since the '30's and sure as another center-left split will help pave a path for his Bellyness at the federal level.
What the hell is everyone afraid of? This is'nt a Social Credit/Reform/Alliance/Conservative merger. This is LIKE minded people trying to come together.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

A Donkey By Any Other Name

As a man of advancing age Paul Jackson still writes for the Calgary Sun, this inspite of signs of early onset of mental rickets. I’ve always believed you never want to lend a numbskull credence but every once in a while Paul, like a flasher in a school yard, exposes his inner most man with opinion that is more hilarious than stupid. Our modern day Josephus must have had full a 2 ounce shot of the finest Vegrevillian single malt bath tub gin prior to taking pen in hand for this one.
It seems Paul, looking into the future, sees Stephen Harper as being enthroned as the greatest of all Canada’s Prime Ministers.
I leave anyone who cares to follow the link below to read the article because it is funny in a pompous ass sort of way however I caution ere you become mesmerized by Paul’s dazzling way with facts, this is the man who also believes that (and said so in print) Rob Anders possesses the highest intellect of any in today’s parliament.
http://calsun.canoe.ca/News/Columnists/Jackson_Paul/2007/04/10/3970872-sun.html

"A 200.00 hockey ticket is not a bribe"!

Subtitled:
Whose Your Daddy?
Early onset of dementia denies me recall of the name of the Conservative politician who uttered thos famous words after warming a seat as a guest of Bell during an Ottawa Senator game.
Sure.
Bell Gives out hockey tickets to politicians because..........................................the politician is a nice elected people and who wouldn't like a nice elected people?
And that would certainly prove too that John Reynolds has transcended earth to become a knotlobbyist.
http://www.cbc.ca/

Through The Glass Darkly

The Calgary Herald ran a report today by Mike De Sousa intimating John Baird might be clueless……
High praise indeed.
The Conservatives baffling stand on environmental issues may have been illuminated a day following a New York Times opaque report on the meaningful connection between a powerful, wealthy US right wing fundamentalist Christian group and Stephen Harper.
Not entirely unrelated, Harper on the same day announced the appointment of “Inspector Clouseau”, whose assignment will be the application of “Transparency” and “Accountability”….to the ‘other guy’.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Hero Worship

Don’t ya just bust with pride over Canadian heroes?
http://www.cbc.ca/news/background/exercise_fitness/marathon-longboat.html

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

First The Shoulder Shrug, Then The Spin

Irrespective of politics and political invective we as a country have an expectation elected officials will be totally committed to troops sent into battle. That commitment has been ignored by government. Our troops are driving around Afghanistan exposed to mines and suicide bombers as they travel in “a light armored vehicle” such as that which took six of our best.

Today, the infuriating spins starts: we are told the enemy used a larger than usual bomb. Who’d have thought?

While our political leader’s languor safe at home, buying up votes with billions, Canadian kids are in the gravest of danger not at the enemies hand but at the hand of those supposedly in charge of providing the necessities for Canada’s military to carry out a job. Big fat airplanes have done nothing for the troops on the ground so the question of how stupid can the Harper government be is revealed through the ultimate in costs. It is one thing to be incompetent at the very job one blusters about but to be blind to, to turn ones back on the reality of the war they committed our kids to is gross negligence even to a level of criminal responsibility. This is on the heads of the very people whose most used line is, “it’s the other guys fault”. Get off your fat ass and get the job done properly, Steve.

Sunday, April 8, 2007

A Government Tied In Nots

With the NOT-election talk and vast sums being Not-squandered by the Conservatives...well, lets make that Stevie... Canada's New Government seem hell bent on what at first glance appears as a weird PR stunt if it's NOT a nation wide vote. But what the hey; bring it on! It won't be an election like we've come to know elections because NOT many Conservatives voices will be heard other than that of Emperor Stevie.
I miss the good old days when it actually looked like there was more than one person in the conservative party. Now the closest they come to NOT being a monotheistic party is when "wide-mouth" Baird or the "Flabbergasted" Kenny appear like Pop-Ups out of a toaster only to disappear in a flash.
Ah, what the hey, I guess the country has come to know and love Stevies signature endearing smirk and insecure half smile. Why not stick with a suitable formula. It is afer all too dangerous for today's Conservative to venture much beyond their comfort zone.
Nonetheless, I am hoping for a glimpse of the likes of Dianne Ablonczy who's own version of the smirk carries a condescending down casting of the eye (or does she have two?) following the baring of her teeth. I suspect we'll also get to see a bit of the NOT-lobbyist, John Reynolds. Lord knows he never smirks. His thing is to exude an air something akin to a fully impacted, crocodile and it is that which qualifies him as the NOT-Conservative hit man when there's NOT-to-be-further discussion on an issue by the press.
I expect accountability will be big on the Conservatives NOY-election agenda. Talk about impacted, though! Here's a piece of legislation likened unto a high school report, full of assumptions, spelling errors and fantasy enough for two nights of TV. And certainly Conservatives are NOT the target of the bellicose draft submitted by Stevie.
The NOT-budget should also be a biggy. I can't help but wonder if Conservatives aren't in fervent prayer for someone in the opposition to pull the plug and forces an election.
In fact, it's likely there's more passion in Conservative prayers today than was conjured up the very day Conservatives descended from the heavens and fell to their knee's on Parliament Hill. I think The last thing Conservatives really want is to actually have to pay all that bribe money to Quebec. The likelihood of that would be right up there with Conservatives getting our lumber money out of George (when is that supposed to occur, anyway?).
Stevies budget, is the Conservative pinncacle of a long list of NOT-legislation, conjured up like previous Conservative legislation which was never intended to be worth the paper it's written on.
Whataya think? IS the Emperor really intent upon a NOT-election?
(Oh, incidentally, any bets Stevie offers a note on Dion's patriotism when he gets back from France. That's too much for a dirt bag, hog wallower to resist, wouldn't ya say?)