A Government Tied In Nots

With the NOT-election talk and vast sums being Not-squandered by the Conservatives...well, lets make that Stevie... Canada's New Government seem hell bent on what at first glance appears as a weird PR stunt if it's NOT a nation wide vote. But what the hey; bring it on! It won't be an election like we've come to know elections because NOT many Conservatives voices will be heard other than that of Emperor Stevie.
I miss the good old days when it actually looked like there was more than one person in the conservative party. Now the closest they come to NOT being a monotheistic party is when "wide-mouth" Baird or the "Flabbergasted" Kenny appear like Pop-Ups out of a toaster only to disappear in a flash.
Ah, what the hey, I guess the country has come to know and love Stevies signature endearing smirk and insecure half smile. Why not stick with a suitable formula. It is afer all too dangerous for today's Conservative to venture much beyond their comfort zone.
Nonetheless, I am hoping for a glimpse of the likes of Dianne Ablonczy who's own version of the smirk carries a condescending down casting of the eye (or does she have two?) following the baring of her teeth. I suspect we'll also get to see a bit of the NOT-lobbyist, John Reynolds. Lord knows he never smirks. His thing is to exude an air something akin to a fully impacted, crocodile and it is that which qualifies him as the NOT-Conservative hit man when there's NOT-to-be-further discussion on an issue by the press.
I expect accountability will be big on the Conservatives NOY-election agenda. Talk about impacted, though! Here's a piece of legislation likened unto a high school report, full of assumptions, spelling errors and fantasy enough for two nights of TV. And certainly Conservatives are NOT the target of the bellicose draft submitted by Stevie.
The NOT-budget should also be a biggy. I can't help but wonder if Conservatives aren't in fervent prayer for someone in the opposition to pull the plug and forces an election.
In fact, it's likely there's more passion in Conservative prayers today than was conjured up the very day Conservatives descended from the heavens and fell to their knee's on Parliament Hill. I think The last thing Conservatives really want is to actually have to pay all that bribe money to Quebec. The likelihood of that would be right up there with Conservatives getting our lumber money out of George (when is that supposed to occur, anyway?).
Stevies budget, is the Conservative pinncacle of a long list of NOT-legislation, conjured up like previous Conservative legislation which was never intended to be worth the paper it's written on.
Whataya think? IS the Emperor really intent upon a NOT-election?
(Oh, incidentally, any bets Stevie offers a note on Dion's patriotism when he gets back from France. That's too much for a dirt bag, hog wallower to resist, wouldn't ya say?)