Friday, March 2, 2007

Conservative Warm Fuzzies

Does anything placate the restive soul more than assurance from a Conservative that everything is all right or.......stroking the NWT.

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/north/story/2007/03/02/water-oilsands.html

Thursday, March 1, 2007

How to always lead in the polls

Decades back a genius of an advertising manager once said of his market dominating company,"say whatever you want about me (the company), just mention my name as often as you can".
Steve has the Queen of Heart syndrome down pretty good it seems as the latest poll suggests he's waaay out in front; making noise every day so that the headline IS Steve.
Liberals had better learn how to play that game soon becuase waiting to long and they'll be no recovery time.
Liberals are under the impression it seems, that substance counts. Look across the floor and see if the same answer comes up. People don't even read the first paragraph anymore. They react to the first name mentioned. How else would you explaing a pap PM leading in the polls????????????

Flights? Shmites! The Real Question Is....

I recall the sanctimony. Pompous, pious sanctimony as he bleated and whined like a lost sheep about a Liberal Prime Ministers contempt for Canadians. That is Steve though; lock, stock and barrel;
talks a good fight, all show, no substance, a shallow, sanctimonious shell of a Prime Minister, accountable to no one.

But, "steaingl" free flights is not the real question, the real question is....
which company supplied the seats at the hockey game?
You may recal Vic Teows telling us that a $200 Bell Canada hockey ticket wasn't a bribe and a few months later the Conservatives reversed the COMPETITION BUREAU's decision to limit the major telephone companies entry into internet services. So who WASN'T bribing the Prime Minister in the instance of the Leaf game?

Well OK, there is another aside to the free flights for KING STEVE and his son;

when "Canada's New Government" leader sends his dog out to dispense snot, that grates. Buckler, with her nose in the air talking down to the rest of us about what "Canada's New Government", needs and doesn't need, is a bit more than taxpayers deserve....an unelected Conservative bow-wow assuming taxpayers are all as stupid as the average Conservative....that should be an indictable offense.

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2007/02/28/jet-harper.html

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Queen Of Spades Syndrome

As pointed out before, Steve the Squid has a penchant, nay, expertise, at political theatrics beyond which....Steve has no skill. But he does have the charm of a putrescent tomatoe. Steve parades first Air India victim families then, 9-11 victim families in a circus designed to…….be a circus.
Fatty knew up front there would be no extension. Fatty also knew up front the original clause HAD NEVER BEEN USED since its inception 5 years earlier. Fatty also knew up front the ENTIRE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT ADVISED AGAINST RENEWAL, certainly AS IT WAS WRITTEN. So, one can only conclude the whole thing was meant to be nothing more than another painted horse on the Conservative ferris wheel – the one that goes like hell in one spot but has neither the competence, knowledge or intestinal fortitude to make a real move, one that moves Canada forward.
As for leadership,my God, the man is so bloody incompetent he can’t even get the machinery to move BACKWARDS!

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

The Importance Of Taking Notes

Steve’s troops keep good notes, don’t they?
“We know there is an extremist element in the Liberal party generally that has been very vocal in opposing measures that are designed to combat terrorism," Ottawa Tory MP Pierre Poilievre told a radio interviewer last week.
This was payback I suppose for all the labeling Steve’s right wing troops had to bear a few years back. The difference being Steve’s troops were and still are, mostly of the hillbilly persuasion; trigger happy, revenoo’er fightin’, "plain folk" in pointing hats with slots cut out for the eyes. Regrettably we no longer hear their entertaining notions of how flat the world is. They’re all on a very short string now. Is it safe to assume from that enforced silence there must have been some accuracy to the labels they were tagged with?
So how about those Liberal extremists? Well if salutes are offered by the New York Times to the Supreme Court of Canada and the courts support of constitutional protection for each individual, call me an extremist, please. I am extremely happy that I have a constitution constructed without benefit of simplistic, hillbilly, lynch mob notions of right ‘n wrong and their petty little prejudices.
Yesiree, count me in. I too am from that Liberal extremist element whose expectation is my countrymen will be protected by the law, safe from moralist minds of the kind synonymous with, “Canada’s New Government”, goody for me and oh, Pierre???????? you, your boss AND the terrorists can go whistle. We’ll whip all of you and we’ll do it WITH a constitution.
P.S.
I wonder what Steve thinks of the New York Times editorial? Sure didn’t help his image.
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2007/02/27/terror-vote.html

Creative Politician: 101

Below please find direction to a little gem that offers a breath of hope to Harper following his less than jurisprudence venture into the judiciary...
Up til now it appears Steve has been force to rely on the legal training he gathered at the Art Hanger (the, "Hang 'Em High", Art Hanger?) School of Law and Logic. Buck up, faint heart! Hope is at hand. Steve has missed out on the plan successfully employed by his hero, George.
Steve, you dolt, why not try the George Bush, "Queen Of Spades", plan on Bev.
http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/022707C.shtml

Suzuki Tsunami

Man, you should have heard the vitriol in the Calgary coffee bars after David Suzuki called Stelmach and Harper incompetent during a presentation at a Calgary school. Nothing makes Albertans circle the wagons quicker than an assault on a Conservative. The party that has robbed, bungled, destroyed, defrauded and denied it's way through nearly 4 decades of destruction is sacrosanct with her "people".
There is no other area on the face of God's earth where a few million people will watch stupefied as the ground beneath them sinks on the way to Hell while they smile lovingly at leader that are taking them there. Jonestown/Alberta.
So David better not stop for coffee in Alberta. And sure as Hell, he'd better not step into one of those temples Ralph enshrined so well. It may be full of gambling addicts but by God they're loyal Ralph addicts...well, they're really Ed's addicts.
A sign of what's to come was fired off smartly by Ed Stelmach. The new Conservative king fired a quick return salvo with one of the most articulate, "Oh yeh"!'s ever heard in these parts.
Oh well...
(Bye the bye, did you know the Alberta Conservative government is the only government in the western world to be found guilty of fraud?)

Afghanisnam Cheerleader

Who leads better from the rear than our very own bumbling, morphological squid. Steve disppears again in a jet of ink after a quick rah, rah, Alberta style money throwing strut in parliament. No doubt our soldiers REALLY, appreciate that little gesture and heavens knows all those afghanian war lords will appreciate the money.
Steve needs to read something other than the Calgary Sun and here's a little reality for him to start with -
http://www.thestar.com/columnists/article/185888