Tuesday, April 3, 2007

How To Fight Conservative Attack Ads

First of all….never mention the ad. Never mention the word, “conservative”.
Mention instead, Liberal and all good things Liberal, for example,
“Stephan Dion is a man who respects the Supreme Court of Canada”.
And, “Stephan Dion supports Canadian troops, first”.
Change the subject and make it positive. Better yet beat them to their daily punch.
Understand that at the core of “The Emperor’s” advertising is an understanding of the advertising principle that it matters little what ‘people’ say about you as long as it’s your name on their lips. So rather than fatten a maggot with it’s own fodder, starve it. Learn to turn the ad or press release with a flood of focus on the good news from the Liberal party. The way around negative advertising is making people happy, and that starts with individual Liberal supporters; say it first, say it often, say it loud. Drown the bastards out with 'happy' every time ‘they’ open their mouths to fart (because that’s all they do, really and people will vote for them just to try and stem the stench.). Be a freath of bresh air!

2 comments:

Amanda Van Der Steen said...

Ha ha ha.

Nothing but Liberal flowers and butterflies!

Dion will continue to get his milk money stolen from him if he doesn't get a stiffer upper lip and fight back a little.

Killing the Tories with kindness will just reinforce the idea that Dion is soft and weak.

foottothefire said...

Nah, the maggots are running out of fuel so no sense adding fodder on a decayed carcass.